This Planet Is A Prison Tee

This Planet Is A Prison

Adorable on the outside, existential on the inside. This tee features a colorful crew of oddly cheerful cartoon creatures standing under a rainbow, united in their shared realization: This planet is a prison. It’s the perfect shirt for anyone who laughs through the dread.

• Soft, breathable 100% cotton
• Unisex fit — comfy enough for daily despair
• Original artwork with colorful, kid’s show-style charm
• Great for fans of dark humor, surreal vibes, and emotional honesty

Cute. Cosmic. Crushed by existence.

• 4.3 oz., 100% combed ringspun cotton fine jersey
• 32 singles
• Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage

• 1x1 baby rib-knit set in collar
• Tear-away label
• Sideseamed